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Isaac:Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
Augustus Waters:Seventeen.
Isaac:I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
Isaac:I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
Issac:But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

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omnivorousstegosaurus:

ibetmittromney:

I bet Mitt Romney would take a joke too far.

he has. it’s called his campaign.

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hatsuhannaharu:

what if

birds aren’t singing

and they’re screaming because they are afraid of heights

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rebeccaeleni:

The Maine - John O’Callaghan by brittanysch on Flickr.

rebeccaeleni:

The Maine - John O’Callaghan by brittanysch on Flickr.

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gingermapoftasmania:

i called my cat a peasant the other day and my mom made me apologize to him

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